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Let’s face it — there’s no better garnish to a Thanksgiving feast than some giggling between gobbling! From the time I was young, I’ve been serving up jokes during holiday dinners in an effort to put a grin on every face around the table (beneath all that gravy).
Since bored cousins and bristly uncles are no match for our taste in wit, we’ve prepared eight deliciously devised wisecracks for each guest at your holiday feast this year. See if you can cook up a few smiles with these pie-sweet ‘pun’-liners!
How do you make a cobbler sweet?
You ‘berry’ it!
How do you calculate the average pie slice size?
Mean, median, or a la mode.
What did the apron say to the cranberry sauce?
Don’t mess with me!
Why wouldn’t the apple join in the football game?
It could decide which ‘cider’ to play on!
What’s got leaves, candles, and mediates all night?
Why couldn’t the pumpkin pie go skydiving?
He’s always had ‘crust’ issues!
What do turkeys do before going to the parade?
They check the ‘feather’ report.
What did the green bean say to the onion?
You’ve been on a casse-’role’ all night!
Got a good Turkey Day one-liner? Be sure to share in the comments!