Give us an S–S! Give us an A–A! Give us an L–L! Give us an E–E! What’s that spell? SALE!
That’s right, Ladies and gentlemen, you heard the Mod Spirit Club–it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for! So, get up on your feet and make some noise for the most awesome, the most exciting, the most ‘knock you out of your bleacher seat bodacious’ shopping event of the year – The Last Hurrah Sale!
It all comes down to right now. Little time remains. Every half step behind, every second delayed, and you may not catch those items before they sprint on by. So, go out there, get on the ball, and snatch those items off the field before someone else does!
Good luck, and happy shopping!