Good afternoon, ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking. I’d like to welcome you all aboard and thank you for choosing ModAir. We’ll be ascending to a high altitude of Unisex-y style today with this officially-licensed, retro Pan Am Cabin Bag. The perfect size for stowing away your personal items beneath your seat or in an overhead compartment, and the perfect color and shape to accommodate nearly any outfit whether you’re male or female, this carryall will help you keep your cool – and keep you looking cool – under all that cabin pressure as you jaunt from one exotic locale to another.
When flying first-class, it’s important to look your finest. With that in mind, we’ve decided to soar the stylish skies looking like a couple of snappy sophisticates! I’ve draped my Pan Am Cabin Bag over the shoulder of my charcoal-colored, pinstripe suit jacket, underneath which I’ve buttoned up a hazy grey, collared shirt. A pair of sharp, heather-grey slacks and black loafers finish the ensemble, while the silky, splitsream grey ascot protects my neck from the chill of the air jets, and the aviator sunglasses safeguard my eyes from the beams of sunlight bouncing off the billowy clouds as I relax in my window seat.
After sliding gracefully through security like a celebrity socialite in her elegant and versatile Every-wear Coat, Natalie tips her Modern Jackie Sunglasses to the attendants and clutches her Pan Am Cabin Bag in her dainty White Poise Gloves as she boards the plane like a first lady of fashion. Later, while mingling over martinis, all the other polished passengers marvel at the modern angles of her Shifting Perspectives Dress and praise the pop of vivacious color provided by her Utlraviolet Tights. As she tell tales of her prior travels, the twinkle of Natalie’s shiny Oceanic Hoops transfixes everyone’s attention on her radiant demeanor during the entire trans-Atlantic flight.
As we make our final descent before landing, I’d like to thank you all again for choosing ModAir and ask that you share your opinions on the quality of our Unisex-y service!